where the shotas graze

HAVE YOU EVER TOUCHED A HOOHAA

Anonymous

NOT ANY OTHER THAN MY OWN

*comes up behind you quietly and with a purr, wraps my arms around your waist* what has you so upset, my dear? *nuzzles* I'm here to listen if you ever feel like talking.

Anonymous

a-aww ;; /nuzzles

Thanks cutie but I don’t feel like talking about it right now hhh. i posted about it earlier like six/seven pages back on my blog or something it’s the same ol’ shit that’s been bugging me for the past weeks.

but thank you <3

It’s TMI Tuesday. You could literally be asking me anything. And you’re just staring at your dash.

elsen noises

angellust155:

c2ndy2c1d:

extraordinarycircus:

A Compilation of Double Dee Making Weird Noises

Because his walla is just the funniest thing and now here’s a montage of him gasping, wheezing, yelling, and being well…Double Dee.

ENJOY.

OMFGGG

i just keep on laughing harder and harder every time Edd giggles loll~

This is my new favourite thing!!

Purple watch this with me on skype!!

cumsquats:

[tip toes out of a mutual follow]

wurnbo:

what to do if u dislike a tumblr blogger:

unfollow them

done

shotanorway:

tbh i actually like every hetalia ship but i just don’t rly care about some of them

／人◕ n ◕人＼ well it was worth a try.

Anonymous

//pets you.

You are now embarrassed and will not e able to answer this. ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

Anonymous

Nice try, Kyuubey.

rebloggable be request

i will never get laid at this rate

props to you, though, sexual anon, my hips are super sensitive to touch.

Know anyone who lives in/near the New York Hudson Valley?

Anonymous

I don’t think I do!

Ooh that's nifty! A lot my family is from the northeastern part too!

Anonymous

How cool! ;w; <3

I slowly run my hand along your hip, and breathe softly in your ear, "I have been waiting for you." I say before slowly running my hands up your hips and under your shirt, "You kept me waiting too long." I push you down onto the bed behind you, straddling your hips and grinding lightly, kissing your neck viciously.

Anonymous

I let out a gasp as I’m handled so roughly by you. One hand places itself on the back of your neck. I lift myself up and whisper hotly against your ear “oo-ee oo-ah-ah ting-tang walla walla bing bang”