I refuse to kill another dragon for as long as I play Skyrim
I was fighting this Blood Dragon when, in the middle of the fight, he just lands and stops fighting back. No matter how many times I shot him he wouldn’t move, he’d only watch me - it was the cutest thing.
I could run around him and jump on his tail and he’d just keep looking at me and tilting his head, it was so precious… he even let me run under his belly and he’d crane his neck to look at me upside-down… we are friends now…
How to Train Your Dragon 2: Skyrim
omg the last one
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
NO BECAUSE THEY LIVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY sobs
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
THIS BEAUTIFUL BEAUTY (green of course)
47. Who was the last person to call you?
my mom IM SO COOL
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
KISS KISS FALL IN BLOOD BRB I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHETJRBRYG#&I*%&(*@%#^#
IM PROUD OF MYSELF FOR THIS TO BE HONEST
im torn between saying
"kiss kiss fall off a building"
"kiss kiss fall in blood"
Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!
the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!
and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!
If you haven’t played either of these games, do yourself a favor and get them hella cheap.
alfred is 19 in human years
imagine how fucking hard he laughed when the watergate scandal was happening and he found out the codename for the informant was “deep throat” because hes a fucking dudebro child
When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off