I’ve actually been doing really well with getting my shit together this semester of college. Actually getting my work done and not procrastinating, not skipping class just because I don’t want to go, and most importantly
having a normal sleep schedule
That being said though it’s really hard for me to stay up late on the weekends and it’s nearly midnight so
[friends don't invite you to something]
alright I'll go fuck myself then
Anonymous asked: my crush and i have been dating for 6 months now!! we're huge dorks and she's like seven inches taller than me omg
you are dating a titan i think you should be informed of this now
(no but seriously congrats!)
Another bad pun! A ship carrying a cargo of red paint crashes into a ship carrying purple paint. Both crews were marooned.
crushes make me so happy to hear about like
people havin dokis
i live for sappy romantic shit you guys i really do
Hand these out to everyone that’s caught you making goo-goo eyes at them and you’ll be guaranteed to turn it into a love so great, that it’ll be like a piece of recycled furniture that’s been reborn anew!
♥ ❤ ♥!!! HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY !!! ♥ ❤ ♥
bad joke time! an invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Anonymous asked: I got with my crush three months ago and we're still going on strong c: he's a huge dork and even tho im leaving for college soon we're gonna plan to stay together. i hope it works out because my god he makes me so happy